Q.How can you drop a raw egg
onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete
floors are very hard to crack!
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four
men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q.Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and
four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
A.
Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A:It becomes wet.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
A : Because it is too tyred.
Q. bay of bengal is in which state?
A : liquid
Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
A: Nag did not punch me.
Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi?
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A: I punched the Nag.
Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3
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